Here is a ‘discussion’ of social issues on Facebook.
Person 1 posts: MY OPINION IS RIGHT, JUST READ THIS ARTICLE I FOUND WHILE GOOGLING MY OWN OPINION.
Person 2 comment: YOUR OPINION IS STUPID BECAUSE MY OPINION IS THIS BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS ARTICLE THAT I FOUND WHILE READING A NEWS SITE THAT I ALWAYS AGREE WITH
Person 1: You’re wrong, here’s a fact I misinterpreted from twitter
Person 2: So you hate minorities?
Person 1: You hate America.
Person 3: Posts pic of puppy (fails to break tension)
Person 2: Tangental rebuttal that barely ties in, involving link to a different event that “the media overlooked,” though it is not related to argument at all
Person 1: reminds us that people are raised differently. asks if we’ve “even heard of what’s happening in ________?” because the only bad things happening on this planet is the single, worst possible thing, and nothing is relative.
Person 3 likes their own previous comment of the puppy photo
This isn’t a discussion, just two people validating their own barely-informed opinion with spewed media blurbs tailored to their belief to drive up those respective news website ad revenue. Plus that puppy, it’s real cute.
Guys get shamelessly hit on in public, too. I was on the train and a girl looked me up and down and mumbled something at me.
"What?" I replied.
"You’re standing on my foot" she said, staring down at my foot.
So I shouted back: “Um, my eyes are UP HERE, thank you!”
Come on people, try to not seem so desperate.
I’m out in LA for a few days next week, and here are some shows you can come to!
Wednesday 7/02 Woodland Hills, 9pm
A while back, I got bored and put an ad on Craiglist for Mad Men-themed adult film scenes. The response was overwhelming, and now some of my favorite people and I are going to act them out, live on stage. This Saturday, May 24th at 8:30pm at Pine Box Rock Shop in Brooklyn, NY.
It’s going to be an absolute blast, I promise. It’s FREE!
Here’s a tiny sample: